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Dec. 22nd, 2008 @ 03:19 pm Yet moar Cookies! (will it never end??)
location: Hoth
Current Mood: cold

Under the tag lies horrific scenes of snow, kitchen mayhem and baked SGA characters.

Here thar be cookie!crack and moar! )
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Dec. 16th, 2008 @ 08:16 pm MOAR COOKIES!
Current Mood: amused

MOAR COOKIES! )
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Nov. 29th, 2008 @ 02:24 pm Mad Science Theater: The Creation of a Cell
Current Mood: happy
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Girly Girl had a science project. It wasn't exactly building a non-working nuclear weapon. A little more in line with her actual grade level, she had to diagram the parts of a cell and build a model of said cell.


Exhibit A: Diagram of an Animal Cell




What does it say about me that I can hear McKay's voice yammering about voodoo and biology being a soft science?

Yeah. Shut up.

Anyway.

Her initial idea was to make a papier-mâché model. Her teacher was really big on wanting them to make it out of recycled (or recyclable) materials. But everything that we thought of for the different parts of the cell just didn't seem right. Too big, too small, not the right shape - we just weren't happy with anything.

Then one day, we were out shopping at Zellers, and as we walked past the candy aisle, I had A Thought.

We could make it edible. We could make it out of candy. We could build it. We had the technology to make the world's first Six Million Dollar $18.92 Candy Cell!


Gathering the components for our mad experiments!



Not only it be unique and cool, but also totally recyclable - the kids could eat it afterward. I figured that would be worth some serious cred at school.

Ready to create!



First, we started separating things out according to what we'd thought they would be used for when we were shopping - Mike and Ike's for the nucleolus, silver dragees for ribosomes, Yogos for lysosomes, green laces for the stuff in the nucleus.

A Tasty Vacuole


We wrapped a piece of Green Apple liquorice with a fruit roll-up and cut it in pieces. Then, we stuck some Yogos on it.




A Golgi Complex




We took a Yogog Roller and looped it back and forth to make it look sort of like the picture, but it was *really* sticky. I tried doing another one using a little oil, but then it wouldn't work at all. I thought this one looked pretty good.


More clever bits



We threaded some of the red laces through the twizzlers to make the tubes that run from the endoplasmic reticulum through the cell membrane.

It was girly girl's idea - I didn't have a clue how to try and illustrate that. She's pretty smart, that kid.


All the components, assembled



One we got all the individual pieces ready, it was time for cell construction to begin!

Mad Scientist in Training!



Girly girl, pouring the toxic chemicals water into the Jello powder. We decided the use two different colours and layers them for a more dramatic effect.

Cross Section of Cell



Looks kinda neat with the red Jello under the green, no?

The Finished Cell



We also needed some mitochondria and we couldn't find any candies big enough. So instead, we made bean-shaped, shortbread cookies and carved out the toothed design before baking.

I ended up driving GG to class because it would have been too much of a pain in the arse for her to try and take it on the bus. Good thing that it was due on a Friday, when I am off and *can* drive her.

I look forward to seeing what mark her teachers gave her on that. If nothing else, she deserves bonus marks for originality. And the fact it's completely recyclable.
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Aug. 21st, 2008 @ 05:15 pm What? No SGA S6?? BASTARDS!
Current Mood: sad

Came home from work sick today. I think I have a touch of the flu. Blargh.

Slept for, uhm... ::peers at clock:: huh. About 6 hours. I guess I was feeling pretty shitty. That's unusual for me.

Went to check my email and discovered...

those bastards have canceled my show! Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!


OMG! They're going to take my Rodney away from me!

Okay, I may be over reacting. I understand it's just a TV show. But still. MY RODNEY! NOOOOOOOOO!!

I am very sad. I may cry real tears.

Too bad we can't threaten the PTBs with the Wraith if they don't smarten up. Gah!
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Aug. 16th, 2008 @ 09:51 pm Another birthday party survived!
Current Mood: tired
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Monkey Boy turned 12 yesterday. Girly Girl turned 14 today.

We went to Planet Lazer for two games of laser tag, and then to Red Robin for lunch. The ex didn't come out, but their grandma did and she brought their cousins, Hanna and Naomi. It was really nice she did that since they don't really get to see their cousins all that often.

Jazzy Girl stayed home to finish making them a chocolate cheesecake. Once we got home, they played Rock Band, Mario Kart and Mario Party.

I bought Rock Band for them, then realized the girl wasn't nearly excited about it as the boy. So I made an executive decision on the weekend to buy her a cell phone. I figure since she is 14 now and might start wanting to have a life and go out and *do* things, it would be nice to know where she is. Plus, I figure I can use it when I go out as well. Since I still refuse to break down any buy a cell phone for myself. I don't want one. Yes. I am weird. Shut up. What the hell do I need a cell phone for? I mean, seriously. Whatever.

On the writing front... got nothing down this weekend - which is disappointing after getting almost 2000 words written last weekend. Am hoping to maybe get some done tonight, now that the children are fed and watered and the birthday craze has died down.

::eyes the liquor cabinet::

Hmmm. Cranberry juice? Check. Vodka? Check. Cointreau? check. I think that it's time for a Cosmo.
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Aug. 2nd, 2008 @ 04:14 am SGA CHIBIS!

I may have mentioned, in the past, that I have awesome kids. I would just like to reiterate that one more. Awesome. Kids.

Back on mother's day, they got me a new coffee maker. Which, all by itself, would have been awesome. In addition to that, Jazzy girl made me the most awesome present...

A Rodney McKay Chibi. )

I took Rodney to work with me and hung him by my workstation, where he glowered at me while I grinned like a loon and my coworkers pointed and giggled. I tell you, it's amusing when you have an irate customer on the phone and all you can do is *not* giggle because you are thinking about all the ways McKay would be insulting their intelligence if he was listening in...

But I was content for only a short time. Rodney was getting pissed off hanging around by the back of his pants, all alone. He was lonely. He missed John.

So I started harassing Jazzy girl. She just rolled her eyes at me.

I whined. A lot.

And lo, she-who-creates SGA Chibis took pity upon her mother (or more like got really tired of all the whining) and put Prismacolour to paper and created me a John Chibi. )

Hee! They are together at last!

Even if John's not too thrilled about it. )
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Aug. 2nd, 2008 @ 04:10 am It lives! (Now, with picspam!)

God. I used to post (on LJ at least) semi-regularly. I totally suck at this updating thing. Most of my f-list must think I am dead.

I have been sorta journaling-as-i-go-but-not-posting and now I have this huge assed, disjointed journal entry that has, like, a zillion topics. I was going to chop it into several posts so people could just read the ones that interested them. Or, you know - ignore them all. Or whatever.

Bah. Frack it! Journaling is starting to feel like an obligation I have been screwing up, and it's pissing me off, so I am just going to post this stuff. Then I will feel better. Then I will actually take some time to find out what the hell has been going on in other people's lives and, you know, COMMENT. So they know that I'm not ignoring them. Or dead.

I posted a bunch a photos from Pondfilk on LJ back in June, but there were a few that I never got around to putting up. For you viewing pleasure, Pondfilk picspam! )

I booked the Monday after Pondfilk off because I knew I was going to be bagged after. I also got Canada Day off - unexpectedly, as I had been told that I wouldn't be getting it off even though I'd asked back in April. So I got some stuff done around the house.

Including scrubbing down patio furniture. )

I'm on the Social Committee at my housing co-op. We plan community events - usually for the kids, but supposedly for family things and adult things as well. Trying to get people to come out and participate can be very frustrating. We make an effort to hold events that will interest and entertain a broad scope of people.

July 19th was Rock Band night. )

It would be nice if more adults came out to our events, but what can you do? My answer to that would be to plan a wicked party the way the social committee wants, invite all our friends and have a good time whether the rest of the co-op members come or not. I say we have an open bar night - that will bring them out in droves! Alas, that doesn't seem to be in our budget, mores the pity.

I'm getting tired of several different types of crap at work, so last week, I booked half Thursday off and went to a job fair with tigerrrl and her husband. I haven't been for a while.

Man, there are a lot of people looking for work. )

Saturday, I took the kids to the Fireworks. Before we went, we drove Jazzy to the bus station. She wanted to hang out with Kent (our old roommie) and his brother Daryl (yes insert bad jokes here) for the evening.

Back in June, we all spent the weekend with Kent and Darryl, and we had planned to go out last weekend as well. Plans went awry as they are wont to do, and we postponed till Labour Day. But Jazzy really missed Kent, so she went by herself. I think it was a nice treat for her to a) get away, b) by herself and c) not have to share Kent's attention with her brother and sister. She's the closest thing he has to a dad and she gets very jealous of his time since we seem him so rarely.

And I got some pic spam from the last time we went: )

Once Jazzy was dropped off, we booted off to Stanley Park. Girly Girl spent nearly the whole day in the pool. Monkey boy was in and out, and walked down along the beach and then went back in the pool, then played his DS then went back to the beach and back to the pool... he gets bored easily.

I got a couple of pics during the day: )

While the kids were playing and swimming, I kicked back to read my book - and tried not to go into interweb withdrawal.

It's funny - when I don't have time to go online, that's one thing, but when I have no access and no option of access, I get twitchy. Does that mean I am addicted? Possibly. Do I care? Not particularly. This is an addiction that I have no plan to curtail, though I do try to control my usage. I can go days without a fix, but god help anyone who tries to take my interweb drug away, as I may have to hurt them. How did I live in the days when the zip code to a street in New York wasn't a mouse click away? When searching for a recipe meant pulling out all my cookbooks? When I had to look things up? Google, thou are Ghod of teh interweb search engines and we revere your mighty ways with the boolean phrase.

*cough*

Restricted as I was from web access, I actually did plow through "Cusor's Fury". I've been holding on to that one for a while and as I read, I remembered *why* I love Jim Butcher so much. It was really good, and left me feeling the way I do every time I read a Butcher novel - like I'm breathless from a wild ride and can't wait to go again.

*snicker* The last time I took the kids to the fireworks for the day, I was reading Dead Beat. Butcher and the Beach. Maybe it's a thing.

That is all for now. More to follow. Bwahaha!
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Aug. 7th, 2007 @ 11:02 pm Back up Journal Post #1
Test, Test. This is only a test.

If this was a real Journal Post, there would be pointless prattle about my job hunt, the kidlets, and Rodney McKay. Possible ruminations about the Pretender/SGA x-over I have going through my brain. Commentary about the wanktastic LJ/6A insanity and the new wave of suspensions and shite.
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